Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Little Girl Who Wants To Be President

I'm sorry to everyone who has taken the time to check in on my blog - it's been a bit of a hectic week. I've been researching Africa's natural resources as they relate to genocide on the continent for a speech I have to do in my PoliSci class. Needless to say, that hasn't left much time to share my brilliant life experiences (hah!) with you.

But because I want to blog something, this cute little story was forwarded to me by e-mail, and I will post it here to share with you.

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The Little Girl Who Wants to be President

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, andsweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while herMom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the$50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party .'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

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